CalmDownMonkey

Level 1 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:1)
  a +0 spear
(6, 0, D:1)
  a +0 club
(20, -10, D:1)
  a +1 whip of distortion {!w}
(23, -1, D:1)
  a +0 dagger
(23, 2, D:1)
  a kobold corpse (skeletalised by now)
(25, 6, D:1)
  a +2 hand axe of distortion
(26, -2, D:1)
  a leopard gecko corpse (skeletalised by now)
(30, 22, D:1)
  a rat corpse (skeletalised by now)
(31, -7, D:1)
  a +0 club
(34, 5, D:1)
  a +0 club
(38, -7, D:1)
  a +0 spear
(48, 2, D:1)
  a cursed +0 leather armour
(50, -11, D:1)
  a +0 ring mail

Level 2 of the Dungeon
(0, 0, D:2)
  a +0 club
  (unseen)
(4, -5, D:2)
  a +0 club
  a +0 hunting sling